{"title":"Accessories","description":"\u003cp\u003eCosmic everyday gear — alien mugs, totes, and phone cases. Carry your weirdness wherever you go.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"alien-hello-mug-funny-green-extraterrestrial-coffee-cup-11oz-15oz","title":"Alien Hello Mug — Funny Green Extraterrestrial Coffee Cup (11oz \u0026 15oz)","description":"Wake up and salute the day with a little extraterrestrial humor. This glossy white ceramic mug features a friendly green alien making a playful greeting — bright colors and clean lines that stand out against the simple background. It feels light in hand, responds well to daily use, and slides into your routine whether you’re sipping morning coffee, late-night tea, or fueling a creative session. The design sparks smiles and quiet conversations, a small reminder to keep wonder and curiosity close at hand.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, long-lasting print on glossy ceramic\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes with comfortable C-handle\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free for everyday use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Live Long and Suffer","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":52448202391833,"sku":"87123772974923699639","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0803\/2629\/5833\/files\/4752006260773482804_2048.jpg?v=1780021780"},{"product_id":"alien-wave-eco-tote-bag-cute-green-alien-graphic-reusable-canvas-grocery-bag","title":"Alien Wave Eco Tote Bag - Cute Green Alien Graphic Reusable Canvas Grocery Bag","description":"This organic tote lives at the intersection of everyday utility and quiet conscience. Made from 100% certified organic cotton twill with a sturdy 8 oz\/yd² weave, it holds groceries, books, and market finds without bulging or tearing. Double-sided printing keeps your design visible no matter how you carry it. Certified by OEKO-TEX, OCS, GRS and GOTS, and PETA-Approved Vegan, the bag shows thoughtful sourcing from fiber to finish. Sized to slip over a shoulder or fold into a daypack, it supports up to 30 lbs and opens to a roomy main compartment — a simple, durable companion for city errands, farmers’ markets, and mindful everyday living.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% organic cotton twill (8 oz\/yd²)\u003cbr\u003e- Double-sided print for visibility from both sides\u003cbr\u003e- Certified: OEKO-TEX Standard 100, OCS, GRS, GOTS\u003cbr\u003e- One size 16″ × 14½″ × 5″; supports up to 30 lbs\u003cbr\u003e- Open main compartment; PETA-Approved Vegan; sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. 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UV-resistant coating keeps the art vivid through sun exposure, and the glossy finish gives the design a bright, punchy look that stands out on commute or at a con. It supports wireless charging and fits the newest iPhone 17 series as well as many other models. For people who love nerdy humor and rugged gear, this case blends personality with serious impact resistance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable Lexan\/polycarbonate outer shell for high impact resistance\u003cbr\u003e- Flexible TPU interior liner for shock absorption and 2-piece protection\u003cbr\u003e- Lay-flat bezel to protect the screen from surface scratches\u003cbr\u003e- UV-protected, glossy full-color print that resists outdoor fading\u003cbr\u003e- Supports wireless charging; compatible with latest iPhone 17 series\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Live Long and Suffer","offers":[{"title":"iPhone 17","offer_id":52448205537561,"sku":"99788133878629518085","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0803\/2629\/5833\/files\/9234451175253568742_4096.jpg?v=1780021967"}],"url":"https:\/\/livelongandsuffer.org\/collections\/accessories.oembed","provider":"Live Long and Suffer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}